A security alert recently received:
"Yesterday the Washington University Police apprehended a subject in the WUSTL Library by the name of Raunchy Massey. Mr. Massey claimed to be a"Poet funded by the English Department." I do not believe there is any cause for concern, but I wanted to remind everyone that the University Police Department is available 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. If you should notice anything out of the ordinary or ever feel that your security is at risk, WUPD can be reached from any Danforth Campus phone by calling 5-5555. If I hear anything further regarding this incident, I will update you via email."
What exactly is the security threat here? Should we beware roving, self-identified poets or just people named "Raunchy"?
2 comments:
Absolutely hilarious!!!
I've been meaning to comment on this, Tammy. Self-identified poets named Raunchy. I love it.
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