Friday, July 11, 2008

Alternative Names and Places


I've taken to calling Athena "grasshopper." It's fun to say; it fits her well, and she certainly has a lot to learn. Today we discovered that she likes eating popcorn. She likes it plain, no butter, no salt. J.D. and I enjoy air-popped popcorn. As J.D. was preparing it, a couple of popped kernels fell on the floor, and Athena vacuumed them up, crunching merrily. What a little grasshopper indeed.

Today we also continued our adventures in finding new restaurants. We haven't done this in a while, so we figured we might as well have a fun day. J.D. and I like trying to find new places. Plus, we're always up against the Law of Diminishing Returns. The Law, by the way, is our finding that upon return visits, it's never quite as good as the first time you eat at a particular place or enjoy a certain dish. When you find something really delicious -- enjoy it --because it's never that tastey again. (And sometimes it continues to be less and less delectable with each return visit). That's our theory. It may be depressing, but it just encourages us to savor things while we can.

Anyway, we tried a place called "The Shaved Duck" tonight. We enjoyed the Italian cheese "Castel Beldo," and we did try the duck confit, which was good. We also tried the frites, which we probably wouldn't order again because they were a little messy. Overall, it was fun. Oh, I also learned something: I do NOT like bourbon... yuck. Not even with fruit or extra ice.

After dinner we went to the Moolah, in my opinion, an awesome theater. I like snuggling on the leather couches. Plus, it's such a cool building, and there are end tables for drinks and food. If we ever open a movie theater, we'll model it on the Moolah. During the previews, J.D. brought in two tequila shots. I'm not a bourbon fan, but I think tequila is fun. I like the salt and ritual. The movie we watched was Hancock.
My review: "Eh, ok."
Although the whole "tangoing in a tornado" scene was really stupid.

There are so many "superhero" movies this summer:
Giant-Angrified Green Guy;
Rich Dude with a Chiroptera Fetish;
Immortal Liquored-Up Founding Father;
Fe with Atomic Number 26 Man;
and Tartarus Muchacho.
Geez.

Where are the female superheroes?

Then again... the only female superheroes would have to wear really skimpy clothes and prance around. Whenever I see comics with the women drawn basically naked I think "Who could fight like that?" Seriously? So, I guess never mind.

All in all, it was a fun day.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, what's the twist. I gotta know the twist. You know I'll never actually watch the movie, so let me know the twist. Okay?

Catherine

PS--Quelle coincidence! Delmar enjoys microwave popcorn!

Maybe Athena is DJ...kinda fits with JD, no?

Don't forget to tell me that twist! :)

Olivia said...

PS---Did you actually eat shaved duck?

That reminds me of an old phrase of my father's---I forget what he was describing, but it was 'a dead horse and a ruptured duck.' Were the fries made in duck fat like Hot Doug's http://www.hotdougs.com/

I still think we should take JD there, even if the pretension and the 2 hour wait for an 'encased meat' might kill him.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I admit it, I need a translation of your titles....how sad. I think I got Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Hancock, but is the rich guy one Indiana Jones?

I'm laughing at my own patheticness. Olivia may use the toilet, but she woke me up before 6 demanding either ne-ne.....OR......a pancake roll. Thankfully we had exactly one blintz from Trader Joe's left. But it took me about 5-10 minutes to find it because I had put it in the english muffin bag since we had accidentally wet the actual cardboard blintz package. Does this reply make any sense? Liz and my Mom want tot take Livvie to the Wisconsin Dells today for an overnight and at first I thought NO WAY, but maybe just maybe I should reconsider, no?

Anyway, I think I'll sign off now. Please translate your titles, dearie!

Anonymous said...

I even went onto a movie listing page looking at the current releases to compare what I THOUGHT was out versus what is actually out. I hope you find this as funny as i do! :)

vesperstar said...

Hulk
Batman
Hancock
Iron Man
Hell Boy

:)

I didn't include Indiana Jones, but the whip thing makes sense in the fetish category!

vesperstar said...

Wisconsin Dells ...hmm.... The only reason I've wanted to go there is because MST3K always makes fun of it. But I don't know much about it really.

I trust your judgment that she's still too young. Why don't they take her when she's a little older and can enjoy it more (as in, actually go on the slides and such)? Is it supposed to be a whole family vacation? I guess I don't understand who is going or what you do there.

We didn't actually have "shaved duck" whatever that is. But yes, they did use duck fat. To us, it was super greasy.

We could go to the hotdog place, just to say we did! But would there be anything on the menu there for you?

P.S. I looked "Chiroptera" up online. I didn't know it before. It's the order including bats.

Anonymous said...

I just so happen to be online RIGHT NOW and I thought it would be fun to reply...like we're chatting IM style. hee hee.

So apparently, I called my Dad and he told me that there are no more 'dells' in the Wisconsin Dells because with all the flooding they just exploded and 'drained away'...I'm really not quite sure how this happened, but I think it's really funny in a sad, yet absurd way (how does a lake just explode and/or flood itself away? and why can't they just refill it?)

As I recall from the last time I went to the Dells at least 10+ years ago, it's a horrible, horrible tourist trap home to the Ho-Chunk Casino and, apropos of the discussion, the Wisconsin Dells Ducks http://www.wisconsinducktours.com/. They are those amphibian 'boats' that take you down into what I think are supposed to be the true 'dells'--these kind-of rock formations that you go hike through (if you count getting off the duck as a hike).

Anyway, I'm still not quite sure what the Dells are...imagine a horrible, trashy tourist trap...with cheesy waterski shows, bad crappy amusement parks, and this one really huge water park called Noah's Ark. Also the casino. Don't forget the casino. And apparently since I last was there they have launched many many large indoor water parks...that are in hotels that cost something like $450+ per night. OUT-rageous.

So my Mom was initially telling me that they were going to one of those water parks, but then she decided 'not' since the kids are too small to get $450 out of a water park. When I inquired what they "were" going to do up there, I was informed that Larry would be dropping them off and heading to Eau Claire, WI to either drop off or pick up some dogs (because I was the reason some cat got murdered earlier this week and we can NOT let that happen again). So they would not be going to the #1 attraction (water parks), but they would be going to the #2 attraction, the Ducks (I cannot tell you how much it makes me laugh to discuss ducks!). So I asked Michael to check whether the ducks were working, and indeed they are. At which point he pointed out that amphibious boats are able to travel on land AND water.

Which brings me, in a long, convoluted, and roundabout way to the point that I think I made the right choice to keep Olivia home. Not to mention the fact that Lauren and Teddy would be the most supervisorily-oriented people on the trip (Rebecca has a wedding to attend).

Also, I had to google duck confit, because I thought it was like a bunch of duck all sliced up and molded together stew-like and then served in a terrine....so I truly imagined shaved duck. I am giggling as I type. But I am enjoying the thought of you and JD sampling bourbon and tequila. Salud!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and one more thing. The Wisconsin Dells are almost 350 miles away. Do you really think that Olivia's second ever night away from home needs to be THAT far? I didn't, and I am not the family pariah. Oh well!

vesperstar said...

I like our ongoing conversation.

You're SO right to say "no thanks" to the Dells. Especially with the lack of supervision that would be a serious issue. I looked up the Ducks on the link you gave. That's REALLY funny.

I like most how the one they show is named the "Bismark Sea" -- as if that thing could handle more than a glorified puddle.

They look extremely silly. Yet, strangely, I do want to ride in one now.

I wish I could drive to school in a Duck: "Hey, Lawton, wanna ride?" Quack. Quack. (That's the sound of the horn on my Duck:
The Black Sea or maybe
The Slade River... I can't decide).

Hope you're having a good day.