Saturday, September 20, 2008

What's your Palin family name?

Check out what you would have been named if you had been born to Sarah Palin:

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

Mine = Seam Marauder

J.D.'s = Beans Harpoon

Please share if you get an entertaining one. "Beans Harpoon" is my favorite so far.

Although here are some other interesting ones:

Halter Grasshopper
Hose Hotrod
Commando Coalfire
Molten Contra
Mullet Troll


One name that I'm sure won't come up: Subpoena Testimony. . . just saying.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would be Wrangler Tractor!

This is really funny. I will be trying more names.

vesperstar said...

Hey there good buddy Wrangler Tractor! I hope you're enjoying your day, wrastlen farm stuff.

Well, me and Beans have got us some pillagin' to do. Then Beans wants to go whaling, but I'm fixen to make myself a dress. I say, "Beans, leave the dang fish alone! I've got sewing to do here." But you know how Beans is.

Later, Seam Marauder

Anonymous said...

How about Buster Taint? It almost fits better than my given name, doesn't it?

Amy said...

Here's what my family got:

Me - Trowel Ogre
Husband - Duct Idaho
Daughter - Bullpen Cola

Ms. K said...

I'm Knife Pile Palin!

vesperstar said...

Awesome, well, at least now we all have cool names.

Anonymous said...

Some other interesting names:

Larry = Bomb Locamotive
Pat = Tangle Jig
Flint = Chase Rooster

Both Teddy and Olivia generate the same name: Soup Landmine

Lora V. said...

I'm Bush Gator!

Lora V. said...

For that matter, my mom is Spackle Camshaft.
My dad is Recoil Mush.
My brother Nik is Krinkle Bearcat.
My brother Dan is another Bomb Locamotive.
My boyfriend is Stag Tunnel.