What's making me laugh today

A security alert recently received:

"Yesterday the Washington University Police apprehended a subject in the WUSTL Library by the name of Raunchy Massey. Mr. Massey claimed to be a"Poet funded by the English Department." I do not believe there is any cause for concern, but I wanted to remind everyone that the University Police Department is available 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. If you should notice anything out of the ordinary or ever feel that your security is at risk, WUPD can be reached from any Danforth Campus phone by calling 5-5555. If I hear anything further regarding this incident, I will update you via email."

What exactly is the security threat here? Should we beware roving, self-identified poets or just people named "Raunchy"?

Swine Flu

J.D. has a coworker that just returned from Mexico. He decorated her desk with five of these little piggies. Three of them had masks and two didn't, including one male pig with a smirky smile and a female pig with large, luscious lips. J.D. cut the masks, and I decorated them. It was our art project. . . . we've got to entertain ourselves somehow!

The pigs were evidently a big hit at work. Other coworkers have asked if they can have a piggy once she gets tired of them. :)

p.s. J.D. liked this particular pig best with his paranoid eyeballs.