Showing posts with label Punishment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punishment. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Pick your vegetable and verb


Sadly, I didn't get everything on my list done yesterday. I did go to the library to finish writing down M.'s thesis bibliography, and I did work with the volumes of marginal notes in Remembrance. Also, I wrote in my notes for 30 minutes. But that's it.

So, I deserve to be thrashed with Swiss chard, drubbed by rhubarb, clobbered with cucumbers, beaten with beets, or pummeled by pumpkin. I should at least have cyber vegetables and fruits lobbed at me. A few suggestions, feel free to mix and match:


  • Potato
  • Beans
  • Okra
  • Artichoke
  • Squash
  • Eggplant
  • Peppers
  • Gooseberries
  • Gourds
  • Corn
  • Melons
  • Zucchini
  • Broccoli
  • Cauliflower
  • Lettuce


  • Punch
  • Strike
  • Pound
  • Knock
  • Hurl
  • Belt
  • Hammer
  • Batter
  • Thump
  • Bombard
  • Pelt
  • Splatter
  • Wallop
  • Lambaste
  • Shellac