Sadly, I didn't get everything on my list done yesterday. I did go to the library to finish writing down M.'s thesis bibliography, and I did work with the volumes of marginal notes in Remembrance. Also, I wrote in my notes for 30 minutes. But that's it.
So, I deserve to be thrashed with Swiss chard, drubbed by rhubarb, clobbered with cucumbers, beaten with beets, or pummeled by pumpkin. I should at least have cyber vegetables and fruits lobbed at me. A few suggestions, feel free to mix and match:
- Potato
- Beans
- Okra
- Artichoke
- Squash
- Eggplant
- Peppers
- Gooseberries
- Gourds
- Corn
- Melons
- Zucchini
- Broccoli
- Cauliflower
- Lettuce
- Punch
- Strike
- Pound
- Knock
- Hurl
- Belt
- Hammer
- Batter
- Thump
- Bombard
- Pelt
- Splatter
- Wallop
- Lambaste
- Shellac