Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Cincinnati Chili Madlib

In honor of recent travels:

Madlib from: http://www.writing.com/main/madlibs/item_id/396719#sw

"You're taking a road-trip in the good ol' USA--so what might you see, eat, and otherwise experience? Whatever it is, you will surely have this experience only by traveling the Madlib way! Fasten your seat belts, 'cos you're in for a strange ride!!!

Things You Might Eat In Restaurants Along The Way:

Scrambled donuts
Salisbury Skittles
Baked Pringles with sour cream & chives
Leg of banana
Starburst stew served with hot, buttered Diet Dr. Peppers
Apple & tomato on rye served with Kosher iced coffees
Gyro & blueberry omelet served with slices of hot, buttered french fries and Cincinnati Chili jelly.

Places and Things You Might See:
Grand Loyola National Park
The Petrified Creation Museum
The world's largest Abraham Lincoln
The world's smallest crackton
A fossilized grumpy old man egg
Carlsbad White Castle from which the giraffes fly out at dusk.

Which One Of These Is Your Favorite Motel?
The Aluminum Ape Inn or The Red Megabus Inn?

Wherever you go, don't forget to put some hippies with pretty and/or interesting pictures on them in the mail for your friends back home!"

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